Wednesday 9 May 2012

Ball. Stare

The mind of a catbodieddog is a simple one

If catbodieddog were human

She would:

Stare at balls (football, tennis, anything round)
Be an athlete
Dislike anything small and furry
Chase anything small and furry
Have ADHD, Aspergers, OCD and Autism all rolled into one
Stare at balls for hours on end
Eat whatever and whenever and never put on weight
Be able to outstare anyone or anything (particularly balls)
Move silently
Not mind getting dirty but the dirt would drop off her body within minutes
Love everyone she met
Steal food silently and blame other people
Never be caught doing anything naughty but by association it would probably always be her
Stare at balls

Tuesday 8 May 2012

3000

Catbodieddog is impressed.  Her blog has reached 3000 views.

Well done, catbodieddog and well done Eddie

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Come on Eddie!

Catbodieddog knows she is very photogenic but she wishes Eddie would create some more drawings so she can upload them on her blog.

Come on Eddie!

More drawings please!

Catbodieddog is not impressed by bees

She likes to wriggle and worm about on the lawn.

But...

Bees live next door, in large quantities, and they burrow in the grass and when catbodieddog wriggles on the grass they burrow into her coat.

And this does not impress catbodieddog. Not one bit.  Indeed it distresses her somewhat.

So catbodieddog thinks bees are nasty, stinging little parcels of poison who should go away and burrow in someone else's grass.

Shhh...

Catbodieddog is asleep