Wednesday, 9 May 2012

If catbodieddog were human

She would:

Stare at balls (football, tennis, anything round)
Be an athlete
Dislike anything small and furry
Chase anything small and furry
Have ADHD, Aspergers, OCD and Autism all rolled into one
Stare at balls for hours on end
Eat whatever and whenever and never put on weight
Be able to outstare anyone or anything (particularly balls)
Move silently
Not mind getting dirty but the dirt would drop off her body within minutes
Love everyone she met
Steal food silently and blame other people
Never be caught doing anything naughty but by association it would probably always be her
Stare at balls

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